ijustd0i:

homothetical:

mgann-morzz:

kalelle:

shercocklocked:

youaremypoisonbaby:

warblingaway:

theconsultingbitch:

the-little-tardis-that-could:

adora-bloodthirsty:

cicerosexual:

captaincondom:

loliface:

cesarfazat:

kurosu:

phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really
this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”
well shit maybe i would
you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments
i thought
im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

Who do you think you are? Assuming that I limit myself to 22 packages of sugar?
Seriously.  Bitch please, I eat 22 for breakfast.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
YOU DON’T OWN ME
IF I’M GONNA DIE I WANNA STILL BE ME

Instead of carrying a cell phone with me everywhere, I make sure I have sugar packets in my purse.

If they are in cube form, can’t stop won’t stop.

I eat, drink, live sugar.

I am sugar.

I’m on a free sugar diet.
No, not sugar-free. Free sugar. I go around to coffee shops and Pho restaurants consuming all its little sugar packets.

ijustd0i:

homothetical:

mgann-morzz:

kalelle:

shercocklocked:

youaremypoisonbaby:

warblingaway:

theconsultingbitch:

the-little-tardis-that-could:

adora-bloodthirsty:

cicerosexual:

captaincondom:

loliface:

cesarfazat:

kurosu:

phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really

this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…

well shit maybe i would

you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments

i thought

im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

Who do you think you are? Assuming that I limit myself to 22 packages of sugar?

Seriously.  Bitch please, I eat 22 for breakfast.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

YOU DON’T OWN ME

IF I’M GONNA DIE I WANNA STILL BE ME

Instead of carrying a cell phone with me everywhere, I make sure I have sugar packets in my purse.

If they are in cube form, can’t stop won’t stop.

I eat, drink, live sugar.

I am sugar.

I’m on a free sugar diet.

No, not sugar-free. Free sugar. I go around to coffee shops and Pho restaurants consuming all its little sugar packets.

(Source: beenintherain)

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    Would, could, DID. And I’m not even a soda junkie you motherfucker.
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    I got 99 problems, and 22 of them are NOT packs of sugar. sugar is never a problem. never.
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    OMG before reading any of the comments I totally thought “god, i would so eat 22 packs of sugar. well fuck, i’d eat over...
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    you know maybe i do eat 22 packs of sugar. stop assuming you know everything about my life. gosh you know maybe i just...
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    I would do both AT THE SAME TIME
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    FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD
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    Dumbfucks, assuming I pour my sugar packets into a goddamn glass. PLEASE.
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    What makes it funnier is that I’m pretty sure they’re only half kidding.
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    ^ Alan Rickman says it all.
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    I DON”T THINK THEY KNOW US VERY WELL
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    Lol oh gosh i cant breathe fffff- this postsssssssss, but WHO WOULDNT EAT 22 SUGAR PACKETS!@